But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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