everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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