Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
My liver just had a heart attack.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
