She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
its liver damage thursday
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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