is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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