he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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