The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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