Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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