Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
