The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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