That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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