Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Damn victory sex feels great
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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