Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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