I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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