All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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