O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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