Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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