what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize