I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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