Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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