No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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