just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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