do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.