i barfeds in our rink
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Dude, where are you?
... whose car?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.