The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.