Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.