Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off