thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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