they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I think my moral compass just broke
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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