I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i barfeds in our rink
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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she peed on how many people?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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