i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
i out mim tonsoeep
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