Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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