Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Sorry about my life...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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