We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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