? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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