Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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