I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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