Pappa wants mamma naked
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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