I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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