I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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