Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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