ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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