if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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