She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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