ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I want to make a zoo with you.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
