Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize