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(415): View more from California

mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you

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(914): View more from New York

dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?

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(831): View more from California

I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"

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(512): View more from Texas

You're like the curious george of whores

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(360): View more from Washington

Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.

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(310): View more from California

I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.

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(303): View more from Colorado

he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.

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