And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
vagina is talking i cant
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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