Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?