She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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