Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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