hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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