She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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