Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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