all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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