i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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