I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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