so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He has the fingertips of a God
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