Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize