My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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