You really coming over, don't trick.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
