Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Come on in and take your pants off
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