Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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