i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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