i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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