I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
